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Larry and Roger
Early one morning, Roger the Recycling Truck called out to his roommate
Larry the Litter Bug, “Wake up Larry! It’s time to go to our recycling
class!” Larry grumpily ambled out of bed and mumbled, “I don’t even
know why I bother going to these classes, I only wanted to be a
dentist….” “Well I’m sorry to hear that all of your hopes and
dreams have been crushed, but we need to get going.” said Roger
“I’ll go shower and try to wash away my disappointments,” grumbled
the Litter Bug. Roger waited,
and waited, and waited, but the Litter Bug did not finish showering.
“How long could it take to wash away disappointment, even if you are a
Litter Bug?” thought Roger. He began to knock on the bathroom door and
shouted “Larry? Are you done yet?” The Litter Bug replied, “Oh
I’ve been done for awhile – I’m just brushing my teeth.”
“WHAT?” Roger yelled,
“Larry you should conserve water by shutting things off when you
aren’t using them! “Oh...I’m sorry, I guess that’s just another
disappointment to add to my long list of failures.” The Litter Bug
sighed. “It’s ok Larry, just remember for next time. C’mon lets go
to the coffee shop. The two entered the shop and began ordering. Roger got
a recyclable water bottle which he planned on reusing at least one more
time, whereas Larry got a Styrofoam coffee cup. Roger explained to Larry
that Styrofoam cups are wasteful and contribute to landfills, which in
turn pollute our environment. “I’ll remember that the next time I
order a coffee!” laughed the Litter Bug. “Let’s get going to class!
We don’t want to be late!” exclaimed Roger. On the way out the door,
Roger spotted a trash can full of fluorescent lights. “Who could have
done this!” exclaimed Roger. “Oh yeah I forgot to tell you, the lights
in the dorm broke so I decided to throw them away, isn’t that great!”
said the Litter Bug excitedly. Roger sighed. “Larry it is great that you
are trying to help, but hazardous waste like fluorescent lights and
batteries should be dropped off on a hazardous waste day at the City
Yard.” “Ok Roger, I’m sorry.” “It’s ok Larry; we have to get
going though or were going to be late for class.” The pair made it to
their classroom just before the bell rang. Professor Bins started his
lesson on the proper way to dispose of recyclables. “Class, can anyone
tell me the proper way to recycle cardboard? How about you Larry?”
“Uhmm….well I usually just leave them out on the curb,” The Litter
Bug stated. “Ah-ha! That is but only one half of the correct answer,”
said the professor. “Can anyone else tell me the other half?” Roger
raised his side-mirror and, when called upon, said, “You’re supposed
to flatten them so they don’t get caught up inside the recycling trucks.
“Well done Roger. What most people don’t know is that un-flattened
boxes can ruin machine parts inside recycling trucks.” “That means bad
news for you Roger,” taunted Larry.“Oh Larry, you’re so mean”
sighed Roger. “That is all for now class, pack up your things and I’ll
see you all next time.” As the class filed out Larry took an unusually
long time to fasten up his school bag and told Roger, he would meet up
with him later. “Excuse me sir,” said Larry “Yes Larry?” responded
Professor Bins. “What do you know about De-forestation?” inquired
Larry casually. “De-forestation is one of the biggest reasons why
animals and trees are becoming extinct! Thousands upon thousands of trees
cut down each year to make room for housing and office buildings. If this
keeps up eventually, we will not have any trees for future generations.”
explained the professor, “Why do you ask?” “Oh no reason,” replied
the Litter Bug “I was just wondering what the fastest way trees can die
is.” The Litter Bugs eyes seemed to flash red for a split second as a
sinister thought entered his head. “I’ll create a machine to cut down
all the trees in the world!” thought Larry. “Then that Roger will be
the one that can’t recycle because there will be no paper left!” and
with that, the Litter Bug skulked off.
TO BE CONTINUED |